https://rocketpilot.xyz/categories/technobabble/ en Sat, 30 May 2026 18:21:12 +1000 https://rocketpilot.xyz/2026/05/30/the-obstinacy-of-nerds-template.html Sat, 30 May 2026 18:21:12 +1000 http://rocketpilot.micro.blog/2026/05/30/the-obstinacy-of-nerds-template.html <p>I got a bee in my bonnet about building a custom theme for my microBlog site now that I&rsquo;ve decided to use it more, but my ship of productivity is breaking on the rocks of Hugo, a CMS built by the worst pointdexters in human history. <a href="https://github.com/gohugoio/hugo/issues/10449">Won&rsquo;t even permit a decent file extension for their templates</a>.</p> <p>Just let me call things <code>layout.go.html</code> you dorks. I will have you turbo-wedgied if I read any more GitHub threads dedicated to providing the stupidest possible reasons to not do basic and sensible things.</p> <p>Oh lord. I&rsquo;ve just realised why. They assume once someone starts using <a href="https://go.dev">GoLang</a> they&rsquo;ll renounce all other programming languages, so filetype delineation is pointless.</p> <p>Arrggggg, I am <em>screaming</em>.</p>