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        "title": "The Obstinacy of Nerds, Template Edition",
        "content_html": "<p>I got a bee in my bonnet about building a custom theme for my microBlog site now that I&rsquo;ve decided to use it more, but my ship of productivity is breaking on the rocks of Hugo, a CMS built by the worst pointdexters in human history. <a href=\"https://github.com/gohugoio/hugo/issues/10449\">Won&rsquo;t even permit a decent file extension for their templates</a>.</p>\n<p>Just let me call things <code>layout.go.html</code> you dorks. I will have you turbo-wedgied if I read any more GitHub threads dedicated to providing the stupidest possible reasons to not do basic and sensible things.</p>\n<p>Oh lord. I&rsquo;ve just realised why. They assume once someone starts using <a href=\"https://go.dev\">GoLang</a> they&rsquo;ll renounce all other programming languages, so filetype delineation is pointless.</p>\n<p>Arrggggg, I am <em>screaming</em>.</p>\n",
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